Top Secret Government Study Proves Napping Leads To Peace
Thursday, March 6th, 2008Elite Army NAP Corps Revealed After Decades Undercover
Way back in World War I, the United States Governmnet commissioned a top secret study to see if a special Army Nap Corps could bring the war to a quick close without spilling any more messy blood or depriving bright brave men and women of their lives.
The elite team’s purpose was to snatch victory from the hands of the Huns simply by, as one government scientist put it, making them very, very tired by reading boring bed time stories. He predicted the enemy would just throw down their arms, grab a blankee, drink a glass of milk, grab some cookies, and in short order, that would be that.
Unpredictable Results
An unforeseen problem developed during initial field tests. Behavioral scientists noticed that all forms of napping, including brief power naps created a “warm snugly feeling” whilst promoting an pleasant air of good feeling and jolly well being. ” They also noted, “After napping, soldiers were generally happy and wanted no part of the bloody war.”
Dangerous Peace-Seeking Weapon Banned by Warring Nations
In an emergency session at the League of Nations, all napping experimentation was shut down once and for all. Napping was banned by the Geneva Convention citing that the Peace-Seeking Weapon was a dangerous escalation in the quest for a real and lasting peace. It would furthermore undermine plans for world conquest by all “good and proper thinking” war mongering nations, and threaten profits in the oil, arms, and banking sectrors that thrive on death and destruction for financial gain.
A government scientist monitors soldier’s behavior in this Top Secret Document courtesy of Shorpy, the Hundred Year Old Photo Blog - a very awesome site- http://www.shorpy.com/shorpy